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Have you noticed how a person’s behavior changes as time gets closer to something ending (or something beginning, depending on how you look at it)? It’s a topic my mind frequents. I’m brought back to it because my parents have been out of town for a month, and I’ve been in my house all by myself. They get back tomorrow, and as my time alone dwindles, I find that I’m not doing much. The majority of the time they’ve been gone, I’ve been very productive and motivated. But as the burden of responsibility and duty starts resting its weight on me, I no longer have my natural motivation.

What changed? I’ve known the date of their return since they left, and it hasn’t affected me (in this way) until now. I have long known that my mom wants me to sort through things in the attic. And I’ve known I need to put gas in the car and clean the house. I’ve been at peace with these chores until now. Now that time is leaving me, I don’t want to waste it on responsibility! I want to have fun! And yet, my mind is caught in turmoil, confused between its alliance. Do I answer to fun, or do I answer to responsibility? I don’t know, and so I just sit, enjoying the quietness of alone.

With this issue, though, I’m not normally thinking of intangible things, like Time, but of physical possessions, items we buy. Take, for example, a box of truffles. At first, we scarf them down–there are so many, they’re not going anywhere soon! But as we eat more, there are, of course, less truffles. We get down to the last five or so, and only eat them when we really want one. We treasure those last five truffles. Where does this frugality spring from? Just days earlier, we were eating truffles like there was no tomorrow.

Or, another example, toilet paper. Toilet paper is that magical object that never seems to last. Rolls disappear like cat calls when you’ve got a bad haircut. Any young person living with roommates has probably experienced this at least once: either everyone says it’s someone else’s turn to buy, or no one has time to buy toilet paper. Toilet paper is a necessary object, unlike truffles, so the stakes are higher–we’re down to the last one or two rolls so everyone starts using less to make it last longer.

My question is: if toilet paper disappears so quickly, and we can easily live by using less, then why do we not use less all the time?

This issue always comes to my mind when I hear of a low-income family who suddenly comes into some money. They start buying name brands and shopping at different stores and get a fancy new car. And often the money is gone as quickly as it came.

I can see the family’s side, where they’ve been watching richer families buy products, go places, and do things that the poorer family can’t afford, so that when they can, they want a glimpse of how the other half lives.

But why is it that we don’t live in that conservative state more often? That family was functioning perfectly well with their use of the Big Bad Store Brand and the not-so-Brand-New Car. Think of the money we would save, how many less times we would need to shop!

I think it all comes down to social acceptance. We all want to create the illusion that we have it all.

Oh, this nearly-gone roll of toilet paper? Use as much as you like because I can afford that.

It doesn’t matter if I eat the entire box of truffles; I can just buy another tomorrow!

You see this car that I bought with my own money? It is just the same as your car, if not better. Will you please like me now?

Am I wrong to think that this is an American thing? I’ve been to other countries, and they all seem to live well within their means, not eating eight truffles at a time because look how many there are in the box.

Penny for your thoughts.

(And as an unrelated matter, why is it that we offer a penny for others’ thoughts, but then call our own thoughts worth “two cents”? Do we think our own thoughts are more valuable than the thoughts of others? In that case, I will give you two pennies for your thoughts)


Sick of moving


How many times have I relocated/moved since September 2007?


As of tomorrow, EIGHT.

O, let me count the ways:


1. Home to dorm at Marymount Manhattan College in New York. Stay: four months

2. Dorm to home. Stay: three months

3. Home to sublet in New York. Stay: one month

4. Sublet #1 to sublet #2. Stay: one and a half months

5. Sublet #2 to home. Stay: four months

6. Home to campus-hosted townhome at college. Stay: three months

7. Townhome to campus apartment. Stay: five months (this is the longest I’ve stayed in one place in the last one and a half years. Five. Months.)

8. Apartment to home. Stay: indefinite

Each of those times, I moved. Can you imagine moving the majority of your personal possessions, on average, once every two to three months? Several of those times by yourself. Try that in New York City, where, to get your things, you have to take two trains and walk fifteen minutes, then walk back with heavy, awkward objects, and lug them crosstown, all by yourself.

Okay, now I’m just complaining.

My point is: I am so ready to be able to settle down someplace. I can’t wait to get my own apartment, put some stuff on the walls, and buy some Goo Gone.

When I Was Your Age…

As I get older, I add more and more items to my “I’m going to tell this to young people when I get older” list. Here are a few:

When I was your age, there were NINE planets

When I was little, the word program was a blue screen with white text. And to open programs, we had to type in commands like C://… I don’t even remember

I didn’t get my first cell phone until the SEVENTH GRADE! And that was early for my age!

We didn’t have internet when I was little


Back in my day, television stopped at 11 PM and started around 7 AM

When I was your age, people thought global warming wasn’t real!

Back in my day, if we wanted to watch a movie at home, we had to go rent one from a movie rental place

I remember when the Compact Disc and the Digital Video Disk came around! Before that, we had these strange contraptions called TAPES, and if we wanted to watch a certain part, we had to fast-forward and rewind the tape. That’s where the term “rewind” comes from, anyway!

Way back, people used to learn about current world events from these things called “newspapers”. They were delivered to your door every morning.

I remember when texting was invented!

When I was young, we took pictures on cameras that used this wonderful thing called FILM, and we couldn’t see our pictures right after we took them; we had to drop them off at a special place that would develop the film, and give the pictures back to us… on PAPER

I know there are a lot of good ones I’m forgetting. Chances are, there will be a sequel to this. What are you looking forward to telling your kids/grandkids/unwilling young people about when you get older?

Alphabet Game

I have Firefox, and when you type letters or words into the address bar, it suggests URL’s and names of pages you frequent that contain those letters or words. Here are my most-visited sites for each letter.




Blogger Dashboard


CDM: Course On-Line (a website my school uses)


depaul.com, WordPress dashboard, dailymotion, kentucky derby website


my channel (HEHE)


facebook, freetranslation.com. flicker, thefuckingweather.com, failblog


gmail, and, surprisingly, Gabby‘s profile

h (for these, the “H” is the H in “http://”, so I don’t know what that means)

vlogbrothers, magpral, hayleyghoover, owlssayhooot… HUH


incompetech.com (royalty-free music), Neopets Inventory (HAHAHA even though I literally haven’t been on that website in months), and facebook inbox


johnnydurham19, surprisingly


mental_floss blog: 7 things you should know about the ky derby


livelavalive (:D)


magpral, mapquest, my myspace


national neopian bank (again with the neopets), nerdfighters…


Oh Yeah by Yello (most amazing music video and song in the world)


Pomplamoose, Polish to English translator, Pokemon guides (heh)


nothing of interest


the gym at my school, and my uncle’s website


scrabble.com, and a spanish-to-english translator


twitter, tv listings, twitpic, guitar tuner


ups and urbandictionary?




wordpress, wikipedia


nothing of interest


the Yeah thread


Papa Romeo’s pizza (it’s not as good as people tell you)